Saturday, June 14, 2008

no 'BLEEP' in this city



Yes, everyone is raving about the much awaited 'BLEEP and
the City: The Movie'. Everyone, that is, except us.

Fortunately the good residents of the UAE will not be exposed
to such filth, since the dreaded word: S E X, is mentioned in the
very title of this movie. Shock! Horror! This simply will not do!

It is after all against the law of this country to have relations outside
of wedlock.

This would be the reason why there are so many gunshot weddings
amongst the expats. A woman will be deported if she is pregnant
and unmarried.

Clearly nobody here believes in the old 'immaculate conception' story.
Sorry for us.

I guess I will now be forced to travel to a more sinful country in order
to compromise my morals and watch this movie.

1 comment:

Susan said...

Luvvie, you'll have to fly to NYC to have your fair share of S E X ...AND the City!

Can't wait to have you over. xxx